And You Thought Tina Fey Was Sexy.....

While I may not love Sarah Palin and all that she stands for (in fact, I loathe the such), I've made no qualms about my crushing on her hardcore. At least not to those who I've engaged in Palin-centric chatter with. And shit, am I so ready to stop talking about this fucking chick already. Palin this, Palin that. Enough is enough. She needs to lose this shit already, and hopefully retreat back to Alaska and watch her 15 minutes of fame wind down, in seclusion.

Unless, if my morbid suspicions serve me correct though I sure hope not, she sips the brave juice and uses her newfound momentum to run for office, sans old-white-blowhard-faux-"Maverick," in 2012. I quiver to think.

But anyway....yes, I think she's a MILF to the umpteenth measure, and I'll admit to being somewhat enchanted by her cute-factor while she was rushing through her carefully-prepped responses last night at the debate. But we're talking superficial shit here, not substantial issues.

That being clarified....the opportunistic sleazes at Hustler Video already have a Palin-pegged porn coming out in time for election (it's in pre-production now, but I'd imagine porno flicks take like three days to complete....we're not talking David Lynchian editing requirements, here), cleverly coined Nailin' Paylin. Yes, somebody was paid to come up with that title. And probably a rather-pretty penny, in the process. Go ahead, sulk for a second. (Oh, and is the "Paylin" spelling some sort of sexual innuendo I'm just not comprehending? Or perhaps a typo on TMZ's--where I found this bit of news--part?)

This sure-to-be-smuttastic best seller apparently focuses on Russians "knocking on [Palin's] back door," and will even have a three-way scene with Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton "look-a-likes." I put "look-a-likes" in quotation here because, obviously, these chicks will look nathan like either person. Just look at the gal they have playing Palin:


[her name is Lisa Ann, like it matters]

At the risk of losing friends and alienating people (Simon Pegg is the illest....that movie, though, most likely sucks), I must admit: I'm not a huge fan of watching porno. Rarely have, and when I have, its been at the forcing and beckoning of friends (not like that....but "pause" regardless). I'll save why for a future post, but I must also admit now, that chick playing Palin is a scorcher. Wouldn't mind watching her experience a rise in the poll(s) (sorry, couldn't resist). And I'm sure she'll really capture the essence of Sarah P.

Or maybe not....she'll be too busy taking that dildo from Hillary Rodham to truly "nail" the role. Duty calls, as they say.