Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Bye Good, Masturbating Bear

Your self-pleasuring will be sorely missed:



I could seriously watch the pre-interviews portion of Late Night with Conan O'Brien all day, everyday. The other night, as part of this whole "Greatest Moments" in honor of his final Late Night show this Friday night, they did a retrospective of their favorite "Unseen Satellite Channels," and it was magical. Inappropriate! Hopefully, they'll do similar compilation for "If They Mated...." and "Exclusive Made-For-TV Casting News" by week's end. I'd enter this weekend more than content.

Conan and his writing staff better not water their sophomoric-yet-brilliant comedy sensibilities down for The Tonight Show. I can think of no greater tragedy. The 11:35pm audience needs to experience the TV-faced Arnold Schwarzenegger and his "Holiday classic: Jiinggell All Zee Vay!"

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