The uptight, clearly-not-comprised-of-15-year-old-boys TV censors have halted this PETA "you should become a plant-eater" commercial from airing this Sunday during the Super-Steelers-will-whoop-ass-Bowl. It's a bunch of Maxim model-types getting a bit too frisky with assorted vegetables, and it's amazing. Because, in case there's any question, my inner 15-year-old-boy still runs wild, and now I'm feenin' for some broccoli like none other.
Fellatio on a carrot would be one monstrous aphrodisiac, right? You know it would. Stop acting otherwise.
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And, for those who don't regularly Refresh the homepages of despicable gossip blogs (you're better and stronger-willed than I; back-pats all around), Jessica Simpson has inflated to your-fat-aunt status, and it's kinda gross-looking. But at least it spawned this New York Post comic:
Comic spotted over at: Perez Hilton (obviously)
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