You thought I was bad now, huh? Just wait 'til I finish this.....

The Netflix queue is about to inflate, dramatically; Barnes & Noble will soon be ransacked, and my horror know-about will mature, twenty-fold.

All thanks to this, my current fixation, attenton-holder:



Highlight so far, and I've only begun to scratch the pavement: Eli Roth's ten greatest genital mutilation scenes in horror film history. Truly compelling stuff, I swear. Just in his list alone, I've learned about six films I'd previously never even heard of, but now must see.

Coolest book ever assembled? It's in the running, at least....