Bitch Slap = An 8th grade dream I had, finally come to life....

....Back when I was first succumbing to the hormone monsters. Yes, in the 8th grade. Let's just say that I arrived fashionably late to the perversion party.



**UPDATED: NEW TRAILER...ONE MUCH RICHER IN PLOT AND EXPOSITION, OF COURSE


Fandango or Amazon pre-sales. Opening night attendance or DVD first-day-on-shelves purchasing.

Some Grindhouse, some Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, and some live-action Maxim spreads, all in one sleazy, shameless stew. I'm there.

No opening date yet, but Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, and Amy Adams should buy these chicks five-star-meals in thanks of Bitch Slap's "early 2009" window of release. Puts Bitch Slap out of Academy Award contention, saving Best Actress/Best Supporting Actress nominations for others.

I'd vote for America Olivio any day, any hour. I even have a gold statue just waiting to be polished. Snap! Over the line? Apologies. She's exceptionally fine, is all. Wait, she's in the upcoming Friday the 13th remake, too, huh? All-too-obvious "America, The Beautiful" headline mentally saved for a later post.



Dreams of a world where all women can pull off the "tied-up wife beater" look like this. Looks across the room and sees a butterbean of a female. Snaps back into reality.